Saturday, March 27, 2010

That which you haven't seen before.


He had not ever seen one of those before, although it had been around for a while. Even I do not know why he had not seen one before. Maybe he had been sheltered. Maybe it had been disguised. I think he was lying. I think he had seen one before and was just lying. I do not know why he would lie. Maybe it was pride. Maybe it was shame. Regardless, he seemed ready enough to accept it. The challenge.

I hovered around for a while while he got used to it, but I had to go. He seemed up to the task. I suppose I was wrong. It ate him.

I came back the next morning to find pieces of him scattered throughout the plaza.

Naivety.

On both our parts.

But mostly his.

Next time I will do better. He won't.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Justin Bieber

I like it when famous people actually have talent.

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Fear that lives inside me:

I'm afraid to write something brilliant and have it stolen.

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Lego Bible

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Most Beautiful Picture I Have Ever Seen.

Relative Pronouns and the like


Distinguished by his burly figure and lengthy beard, the fattest man ever began his descent down the longest staircase in the world in an attempt to shatter the longest held world record of all time. Determination littered his face like glittery diamonds forever sparkling as if held in a timeless state. Sweat beaded and rolled down his face. Thinking thoughts of thankfulness for his own hydration, the fat man stepped on.

Princesses, Princes, Queens, Kings, and every other person of importance from all ends of the Earth had gathered and were now awestruck and enthused as they watched in anxious curiosity the fat man and his great courage. One wrong misstep was all it would take, and the fat man would be off and rolling as if he were the sweat and the stairs were his face.

Some say it were angels that were with him that day, but I say it was God himself. The day the fat man conquered the staircase and put hope back into the hearts of all human beings, was the true beginning of everything good.

Monday, December 8, 2008

My Chair and I.

Myself while on my chair.














My Chair